Things I Learned as a Sydney Escort

Confessions of an Australian Escort

THERE NO CASTING COUCHES: No pimp or parlour worth their salt will ever put an escort through a sexual audition process. A decent agency, parlour or club will usually just want to meet with you to see what you look like beyond a selfie and what your personality is like. They’ll probably ask prospective prostitutes to strip down so that they can see their body and have a chat with them about their work history in the sex industry. Unless they specifically hire only size six, 20 year olds, brothels are usually open when it comes to looks, as long as you’re well-presented and charismatic.

THE SEX ISN’T ALWAYS A CHORE: The key to being a successful escort, is to love sex and meeting new people. If an escort can do that, generally she’ll find her job fun and sexually fulfilling. Many escorts decide to become sex workers because they crave a more sexually exciting life, without having to commit to a singular relationship, so sex work is the perfect option for them.

JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE PAYING AN ESCORT, IT DOESN’T MEAN SHE HAS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU: If a client turns up to a booking and is drunk or becomes aggressive, an escort has every right to turn on her heels and walk away. The same goes for a client who tries to push an escorts boundaries or nag her into doing a service she doesn’t offer. If a client does this, it’s highly likely the escort will ban him from seeing her again.

ESCORTS CAN MAKE A LOT OF MONEY: Well, some escorts can. Sydney escorts who work for respectable agencies can pull in around $1500 a night, depending on demand and sexual services they offer. More distinguished escorts, or those with particular skills, fetishes or beauty can charge in excess of that, especially high class escorts who are catering to executive clientele who will often happily pay upwards of $700-$1000 an hour for their company.

ESCORTS HAVE THEIR OWN LINGO: Escorts have their own secret language, which is generally only understood by the most experienced of clients. Some lingo includes: Bi twin (a double booking with two bisexual escorts), FK (French kissing), PSE (porn star experience), OWO (oral without a condom), BLS (balls licking and sucking), BDSM (bondage, domination and sadomasochism), punter (a client), TTM (testicular tongue massage), water sports/golden shower (urinating), DT (deep throat), MMF (a threesome with two men and one woman), DFK (deep french kissing), DP (double penetration), DDP (double digit penetration – one finger in the vagina and the other in the anus), tromboning (an act where a woman licks a man’s anus from behind while masturbating him), DATY (Dining At the Y, aka, performing oral sex on a woman).

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By Mia

22 Nov, 2014

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